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1. List characters.
2. NO PEEPING!

1. NecroLucho
2. LEX
3. Rag Doll
4. Malena Metal
5. Elena

Okay, lets pretend all those people were suddenly kidnapped by some strage crazy crimianal master mind who calls himself the "Nightmare", and YOU have to hunt him down and save your Oc/Fc/real character friends. Now Save DEM!~

1. You receive a letter that 1(NecroLucho) is in a building somewhere. You get to the building, but find that 1(NecroLucho) is tied up, dangling from the ceiling. They are not putting up a struggle. Then you realize that the rope is very weak, and could snap at almost any moment. Then you take a step towards them, and a hole shaped as your foot appears. But you also see part of a metal panel. What do you do?

*Enter the henchmen*
S: Crap. *waits, trying to think something*
NL: You surely take your time, huh?
S: I’m trying to save you, ungratefull hellspawn of a necromancer. Why the hell did I give you that cloak for?
NL: It has only a 25% chance to auto-block the fall!
*Henchmen are now closer*
S: Swing, and break that rope! Your cloak will guard you from impact. As for these, given the metal panel is iron… *pulls out a live wire from the wall and slams it to the metal panel, effectively paralyzing the henchmen for 5’ straight. Then realizes what a suicidal thing he just did.*
NL:* falls flat on his face as the cloak doesn’t react.*You don’t know how much I hate you, God.

2. Okay, lets say you saved 1(NecroLucho). Now they get to help you find the others. You receive a call from a man with a deep muffled voice that tells you to go to the beach. When you and 1(NecroLucho) get there, you see 2(Lex) tied up to an elevated post out off the shore, past the buoys. You see two signs. One says "high tide, 4:50," Another says "Shark infested waters". It is 4:35. How do you save 2(Lex) from a shark-ey death?

NL: Loli, tied…hmmm…
S: Mhmmm…*snaps out* Focus, dammit! Lucho, I choose you! Use Deathwish!
NL: I’m not your f’ing Pokéman, dude! *casts Deathwish spell, killing some sharks and letting others incapacitated for long enough to get Lex.*
S:* gets Lex, who fortunately is dizzy and doesn’t attack him auto-mode as she would normally do.* You okay? Listen, we’ll need your help to find who did this.
L: Feed me, draw my guns and I’ll do whatever you want me to.
S&NL:…

3. You saved 2(Lex) somehow, and walking back to the home you reside in, you see a crashed car. You walk up to the car, and see a bit of blood on the seat, and the Nightmare's insignia. There is a trail of blood splatters. You all follow the trail, and see 3(Rag Doll) hanging from a tree, upside down, and unconscious. But there are no wounds on 3(Dolores). You then hear a few growls in bushes. You look and see a dead bear, and a live angry bear. What do you do to save 3(Dolores)?

NL: My girlfriend! *Start to cast Deathwish*
S: Wait, you moron, that spell is too dangerous to use twice! It’ll get a Shinigami on your ass if you do that!
L:*draws dual Magnum .25 Black widow and busts a cap on each eye of the bear* Mission accomplished.
S:Exactly what I expected from you.
NL:*Pulls out a butcher’s knife and cuts the rope*
D:*drops to the ground, waking up suddenly* Lucho? Is it you? And the Maker? And… WHO’S THAT GIRL? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
NL: T-that’s not…! *Grunts* Wait, first things first. Who did this?
D: Beats me.*sighs* I was taken by surprise.
S: Crap. Let’s go somewhere safe, so to speak, and let me think on something.

4. You saved 3(Dolores), and you and 1(NecroLucho) and 3(Dolores) are back at the house. 2(Lex) is out getting info on the car crash, and you receive a call from 2(Lex). She tells you turn on the the news. You do so, and on the T.V, you see 4(Malena) dangling from a rooftop that is a well 300 ft in the air. You and your friends run there, and enter the building, and see a flagpole, and 4(Malena)’s foot is tied to it. You also see that the flag pole is greased with oil. What do you do?

S: *snaps fingers* Lucho. Car. Now.
NL: *summons Frankie the Haunted Car,a 1959 Cadillac Miller Meteor* Get on the car.
*The Party arrives*
Malena: I’m going to die! Again!
NL: I can get inside my cloak, turn into a blot and get her.
S: You’d slip off the pole, it’s greased.
L: I guess I could get her loose with a single shot.
S: She’s a cyborg, but not that tough.
D: I could catch her if that was the case.
S: She weighs 300 pounds, she’ll crush you.
Malena: Do something! The Cyberparts are pulling me down!
S:Gather.*tells plan* Now, go.
*Lex shoots and cuts the rope clean. Dolores pulls an uncanny jump and grabs Malena in midair, and as they both fall to the ground to a seemingly unescapable death, Lucho fuses with his cloak and becomes a puddle of darkness thet absorbs Dolores and stops Malena afloat of it*
NL: Ouch.

~*~Please provide sixth Character~*~

5. You saved 4(Malena), but as you re-enter your home, you hear a laugh coming from upstairs. You run upstairs, to see 6(Six) holding a tied up 5(Elena) at gun point. "Heh, you found your friends before they died. Surprised me there. Either way, you get to watch this one die right now!" He says. You quickly realize that 6(Six) was Nightmare. 6(Six) puts his finger on the trigger and is about to pull it.

S:Wait! What use does that witch have for you? And why the masquerade considering you have a whole MegaCorp backing you up?
6: I was bored.
*Everyone frowns, then exchange dazzled looks*
6: Now, I’m going to take this spellcaster’s power to become something else, to…
S: Ah, dammit, you’re forcing me to do this *concentrates*
*Six appears trapped in a sheet of paper.*
S: Now, you people get back to your status quo…*Returns Malena and Lucho to the paper*
And as for you two *Looks at Lex & Dolores. To his amazement, they are grinning and walking sluttily towards him* No!, Wait! I banish thee! Thou shall not pass! Dammit, I can’t focus!
L: *cocks gun* Then…
D:*cracks knuckles* It’s…
L&D: RAPE TIME!